Blog, We Need To Talk: A one-sided conversation between the Mamas and our Blog

Hi Blog. We're glad you agreed to talk. I think you know that things haven't been going all that well with you lately. I know you feel like we're ignoring you, but we'd like to state for the record that that's just not the case We should probably clear the air, don't you think Blog?

All right, we hear you. Let's just start out simple. We agree that this relationship is a two-way street and we haven't been pulling our weight. We don't keep you updated like we should, we'll be the first to admit. And we'll be the bigger people and say that the lack of updates is our fault. But remember when we signed our Blogger agreement? We had such big plans and dreams for how we would grow together? What happened Blog?

Whoa, no need to use profanity, Blog! First of all, if you haven't noticed, we're a little busy. As it says right in your header, we have eleven children between us. ELEVEN! That's one more than ten, blog. How many kids do you have? Exactly! Then on top of it we have lives to lead, you know? It's not all about you. There's the running we have to do and the fund-raising, which you promised you'd help out with and really, you've kind of dropped the ball there, just admit it. And some of us have jobs, Blog. Real live jobs. We think maybe we've got a little more going on in our lives that you do.

And Blog, you spend an awful lot of time on the internet. We're just saying.

Okay, okay, enough with the finger pointing. Peace, Blog. We're both at fault. Do you think we can we put the past couple months behind us and move on?

Aw, thanks Blog. You're always so willing to start fresh. We've love that about you.

So let's just say there will be a little more effort from the Mama's about keeping you updated. And Blog, you'll do your best to pull in the fund-raising dollars, right? Be extra sparkly and fun? Give it that extra added oomph? That's just great Blog!

What?!! No, we don't want you to hack into the Wells Fargo website to get donations! What gave you that idea? Can you even do that? Seriously, Blog, no felonies, okay? Let's just be the best we can be together. Agreed?

Is this where we kiss? Just a knuckle bump? Cool.

See you on Wednesday when we put up a new post, okay? Thanks Blog!

Love,

The Mamas